Book Review: My Friends by Hisham Matar (Libya)

“…London is a city of shadows, a city made for shadows. For people like me who can be here a lifetime yet remain as invisible as ghosts…”

Finally catching up on my summer reviews, this is review 4 of my 20 books of summer.

I have read everything Hisham Matar has had published, and reserved My Friends from the library as soon as it came out early this year. It’s a coming of age tale of sorts, part set in 1970s and 1980s Libya and partly in the same country post-Qaddafi, but mainly in the flats and streets of London.

Khaled travels to Edinburgh from Libya to study at university. He has had an affectionate and in some ways privileged childhood with his loving middle-class family, although paranoia has been ever present, in a country where disappearances are frequent and phone lines habitually bugged by the political regime.

Nevertheless Khaled is still young and a little naive, and has more of a sense of invulnerability while living in the UK, until his Libyan uni friend Mustafa persuades him to travel with him to London to attend a demonstration outside the Libyan embassy, in an episode that is based on the embassy shooting of 1984, when police woman Yvonne Fletcher was shot and killed by Libyan embassy staff. Both Khaled and Mustafa are caught up with the events of that day, ending up hospitalized with serious injuries. And, even more significantly, too terrified of the political repercussions for themselves and their families to return home or even let them know what has happened.

This part of the book is the best-realized and the most affecting, as Khaled must deal with the immediate aftermath of the events, and figure out a way forward. The immensity of the schism between past and present, familial comfort and estranged loneliness are stark, and brilliantly captured in propulsive and very beautiful prose.

Khaled also forms a close friendship with another Libyan political exile, Hosam, a writer, and their lives remain intertwined until the Arab Spring of 2011 when they must decide whether their fates remain in the UK or back in their long-abandoned homeland.

Exile, return and loss are recurrent themes in Matar’s writing: his much-lauded non-fiction work The Return dealt with the disappearance of his father into one of Qaddafi’s prisons and his return to Libya to try to uncover what happened to him. As Matar wrote in his work A Month in Siena: “He was imprisoned, and gradually, like salt dissolving in water, was made to vanish“.

I very much enjoyed this incredibly poignant novel, although it was long (at around 450 pages) and flagged a little in places. I’d be willing to bet it will be on the Booker longlist next week.

Book Review: Intimacies by Katie Kitamura (USA)

Book 3 of my 20 books of summer

I’ve got a weakness for books about dislocation and people making their way in new environments (maybe its some kind of trauma-induced interest from a year teaching in France with bad spoken French and no training when I was a student!).

Having specialized in Balkan and West African politics for years in my work, I’m also fascinated by the malign charisma of dictators (see also my post on Edna O’Brien’s The Little Red Chairs). Add into the mix the fact that the protagonist of this novel has just lost her father and I thought I was onto a winner.

The unnamed narrator of Intimacies arrives in The Hague from New York, a young woman with a year’s contract at (what must be) the international criminal court, with “native fluency in English and Japanese from my parents, and in French from a childhood in Paris”, to work as an interpreter. She’s anchorless and restless after the death of her father, and her mother’s subsequent move to Singapore.

She seems to have little firm sense of personal identity. She makes a few friends in a random, drifting way, and she falls into a relationship with a separated man whose flat still retains his wife’s spectral presence. She stays in this sleek anonymous flat while he travels to Portugal either to finalize his divorce or to try to make up with his wife – he certainly doesn’t clarify over the weeks of his absence. Other people call the shots – she seems to lack any agency. Even her work is strangely intangible, as she finds herself so caught up in interpreting the real-time testimony that the big-picture meaning and emotional import flows over and around her but never hits home.

She is called upon to interpret for a West African President accused of the usual clutch of horrific war crimes, and the author is insightful in describing the flimsiness of his hauteur:

“His gaze moved to the public gallery, which was also emptying. … His shoulders slumped and he suddenly appeared much older, I realized it must have taken him a great effort to appear before the court with his posture so erect, his bearing still presidential, to marshal what charisma remained, because contrary to popular belief, charisma was not inherent but had to be constantly reinforced.”

As the narrator drifts through her life in The Hague, accepting and somehow alone, even when with her refined friends or her sometime boyfriend, the tone reminded me of Sebald’s Austerlistz and Cusk’s Outline trilogy. She is weirdly malleable compared with the various powerful men who seem to dictate the path of her life in the Hague: the (surely guilty) President and his total lack of moral accountability, her sometime boyfriend Adriaan, who seems to call all the shots, and creepy criminal lawyer Kell.

“I could understand anything, under the right circumstances and for the right person. It was both a strength and a weakness.”

This was a frustrating novel at times, which fell slightly short I think of its intention. But it was an unexpected page-turner: often fascinating, sometimes thrilling, always intelligent, and very beautifully written.

Book Review: Love’s Work by Gillian Rose (England)

This is book 2 of my 20 books of summer, a short work of non-fiction that I liked less than I thought I would. Gillian Rose died of cancer in her late 40s, and the book is pretty much packaged as a cancer memoir, but it’s much more wide-ranging than that.

The book does cover the author’s devastating cancer treatment in some detail, and also discusses others’ battles with illness and difficulty, including a moving description of her friend Jim’s death from AIDS at the height of the crisis in the USA.

I can’t not mention a passage found elsewhere in the book, in which the author witnesses what I would consider an episode of serious child abuse by an acquaintance called Yvette against her own three-year-old grandson. This is described without judgment and entirely couched in Freudian theory. I found this startling and upsetting.

I did like this quote from Alexander Herzen’s My Past and Thoughts, which Rose cites:

In order to write one’s reminiscences it is not at all necessary to be a great man, nor a notorious criminal, nor a celebrated artist, nor a statesman – it is quite enough to be simply a human being, to have something to tell, and not merely the desire to tell it but at least have some little ability to do so. Every life is interesting, if not the personality, then the environment, the country are interesting … Man likes to enter into another existence … he compares, he checks it by his own, he seeks for himself confirmation, sympathy, justification…”

I also liked Rose’s exhortation against, effectively, over-solicitous helicopter parenting, of which I have definitely been guilty (in fact a couple of months ago my mum quipped “Is that the sound of rotor blades” when I asked my teenager about her homework):

The child who is able to explore that border [between fantasy and actuality] will feel safe in experiencing violent, emotional conflict, and will acquire compassion for other people. The child who is locked away from aggressive experiment and play will be left terrified and paralysed by its emotions, unable to release or face them, for they may destroy the world and himself or herself. The censor aggravates the syndrome she seeks to alleviate; she seeks to rub out in others the border which has been effaced inside herself.”

Rose was a professor in modern European philosophy, and social and political thought at the University of Warwick, and her fierce – in fact intimidating – intellect is in evidence throughout this book. Indeed, her style is quite off-putting for the general reader, as the book is littered with academic jargon (something I spend a good part of my professional life editing out of content). In fact for a book that has some very personal topics as its subject matter, it is surprisingly adept at warding off the reader. Rose would definitely have been the sort of person to discuss Hegel over drinks. And who wants that!

First published in 1995, I read the new 2024 edition that has been published as a Penguin Modern Classic, with a new introduction by Madeleine Pulman-Jones.

Book 1 of my 20 Books of Summer: Annie Ernaux’s Simple Passion (France)

Translated by Tanya Leslie

Annie Ernaux won the Nobel Prize for Literature in 2022. The feeling I have when reading her novels and works of memoir in translation is the same as I had when reading Deborah Levy’s trilogy of living autobiography (Things I Don’t Want to Know, The Cost of Living and Real Estate – the link clicks through to my review): I find the work relatable at times, very easy to digest, yet highly literary and brimming with intelligence. I’m quite sure Levy will have read Ernaux’s books.

The always interesting and stylishly-jacketed Fitzcarraldo publications have published translations of much of Ernaux’s work over the last few years. I was very nearly put off it though, after starting with The Years, first in the original French (hard!), then in English translation (by Alison L. Strayer). It was beautifully written but intensely impersonal: it is essentially a social history of 20th century France and a work of collective autobiography, and brilliant no doubt, but I yearn for the personal, through an engagement with character, whether fictionalized or not. Though Ernaux nails universal truths in The Years, and puts them so eloquently:

“everything will be erased in a second. The dictionary of words amassed between cradle and deathbed, eliminated. … In conversation around a holiday table, we will be nothing but a first name, increasingly faceless, until we vanish into the vast anonymity of a distant generation.”

Second, early this year, just after dad had died of late stage Parkinsons, with no speech and consumed by dementia, and while my mother-in-law continued to fade into the fog of Alzheimers, I read I Remain in Darkness (translated by Tanya Leslie). This is a short book written in journal form and covering Ernaux’s frail mother’s decline into dementia, and her own feelings of ambivalence, guilt and devastation. I took screenshots at the time of passages that resonated with me:

“I often dream of her, picturing her the way she was before her illness. She is alive and yet she has been dead. When I wake up, for a few moments I am certain that she is still living in this dual form, at once dead and alive, like those characters in Greek mythology whose souls have been ferried twice across the River Styx.”

Finally, I’ve just finished Simple Passion, which is so short that I finished it in a day, and which deals with sexual obsession, detailing in obsessive detail a lightly fictionalized woman’s affair with a married, and therefore mostly unavailable, man. The times when they are together are barely touched upon. Instead, she describes the empty stretches of time between meetings, when, as she goes through the motions of everyday life, her attention is focused myopically on the moment when she can see him again. She resents leaving the house in case the phone rings, when she buys clothes it is with his appreciation in mind, when she buys groceries she buys extras, almonds, whisky, that he enjoys.

It feels confessional, and indeed Ernaux’s work Getting Lost is based on the same relationship and takes the formal of a journal, kept by Ernaux during her clandestine love affair with a married attaché to the Soviet embassy in Paris. As she writes towards the end of Simple Passion:

“The prospect of publication brings me closer to people’s judgment and the ‘normal’ values of society. (Having to answer questions such as ‘is it autobiography?’ and having to justify this or that may have stopped many books from seeing the light of day, except in the form of a novel, which succeeds in saving appearances.)” 

At just 48 pages in length, Simple Passion distils experience into its most concentrated form and dissects in fascinating close-up the vicissitudes of all-consuming joy and pain brought by a doomed affair, and I devoured it virtually in one sitting. A good start to this year’s summer reading.

Film review: Funny Games (Austria)

Before I get started on my book reviews for 20 books of summer, I wanted to do a little write-up of this really horrible 1997 Austrian film, written and directed by Michael Haneke. Funny Games, notorious for its focus on sadistic violence, is now heralded as something of an art-house classic, and inspired a 2007 frame-by-frame US remake, also written and directed by Haneke, and starring Naomi Watts and Tim Roth, which I haven’t seen and never will.

Funny Games is a home invasion movie, and is disconcerting from the start. My husband Anthony refused to watch it with me. As did my 17-year-old daughter. No one else was in the house. So I sat alone on the sofa, waiting to be entertained, anticipating a certain amount of adrenaline but not expecting to be horrified.

The film opens with a married couple, Anna and Georg (played by married actors Susanne Lothar and Ulrich Mühe) arriving at their lakeside holiday home, complete with a boathouse and rural setting, to spend a pleasant break relaxing and meeting up with friends in neighbouring houses. They are accompanied by their tween son Georgi (Stefan Clapczynski) and friendly Alsatian dog Rolfi. However, their peaceful idyll is almost instantly interrupted by the arrival of two sinister young men (played by Frank Giering and Arno Frisch), who lull the family into a false sense of security by claiming to be friends of their neighbours. What plays out is horrific but I won’t detail it.

What’s particularly brutal about this horror/thriller is its callous knowingness. It feels designed solely to provoke. There are two baddies, ‘Peter’ and ‘Paul’. Paul is more ostentatiously evil than the other, and he repeatedly breaks the fourth wall, speaking directly to the camera or throwing the viewer a knowing smirk. This makes us complicit, but also makes it impossible to forget that the world of the film is a fiction, and a horribly uncomfortable fiction at that. The family have opportunities to fight back against the hostage-takers, but in one scene, when they successfully begin to do just that, Paul simply picks up the TV remote control and ‘rewinds’ the scene to make it go the way he intended. Again this highlights the powerless of the victims, but I didn’t enjoy the relish that Haneke takes in manipulating the viewer, and the victims’ fates, in this way. The early real life deaths of Susanne Lothar and Ulrich Mühe didn’t make me feel any less unsettled.

Interestingly, after completing my initial review, I googled the film as, at face value, I wasn’t wholly convinced of its art house credentials. However, I read an article on indiewire.com that claimed that “Haneke conceived of the project as a way to comment on what he saw as excessive gruesomeness in the media, setting out to make a deliberately pointless film to prompt audiences to reflect about the amount of brutality they’ll tolerate on screen”. Wikipedia told me, in its entry for Funny Games that film scholar Brigitte Peucker has argued that the function of the film is to “assault the spectator”: in which case it can only be described as a success.

Overall progress in bucket list aim to Read and Watch the World (by reading/reviewing for each country at least 5 books, a mix of fiction and non-fiction, 5 films, a TV programme, an artist, food and music)

AUSTRIA

Books:

Film/TV:

Artists:

Gustav Klimt/Egon Schiele

Food

Lebkuchen

Music

Parov Stelar

20 Books of Summer 2024

It’s that time of year again, when I sign up for Cathy’s challenge. It’s very relaxed: pick a number of books to read and review between 1 June and 1 September. Every year I spend a long time carefully selecting 20 titles (possibly the bit that is most fun), then inevitably fail to get through them and review about half of those I do read… I do love choosing though, and I’m feeling quite excited and positive about my choices. At the end of this challenge I should have gained a fair amount of shelf space, assuming I rehome a few once they have been read! (see pic below).

  1. Calcutta by Amit Chaudhuri: a non-fiction account of living in Calcutta in 2009-11. I loved Chaudhuri’s 2022 book ‘Sojourn’ and am keen to catch up on more of his work, and bought a second-hand copy of this book earlier in May. (305 pages.)
  2. Love’s Work by Gillian Rose: a classic work of memoir, recently republished by Penguin, which I bought in April. (95 pages.) ✓
  3. Simple Passion by Annie Ernaux: a short book by the French writer, published by Fitzcarraldo and requested from the library, documenting a two-year affair with a married man. (Just 48 pages, hurray!) ✓
  4. Eat, Pray, Love by Elizabeth Gilbert: I bought this years ago second-hand and it’s clagging up my shelves. Expecting to find it quite irritating, but who knows! (334 pages.) ✓
  5. Lost in Translation by Eva Hoffman: subtitled ‘A Life in a New Language’ this book was a much-wanted present bought from my wish list a couple of years ago, which I still haven’t got to. Hoffman moved from Poland to the USA at the age of 13 in 1959. (280 pages.)
  6. National Dish by Anya von Bremzen: the final work of non-fiction on my list, from the library and subtitled ‘Around the World in Search of Food, History and the Meaning of Home’. (310 pages.)
  7. The Ministry of Time by Kaliane Bradley: the book of the moment, I’m hoping for enjoyable time-travel nonsense, though I’m slightly alarmed by the Times newspaper’s description of its “extreme whimsy”. (350 pages.)
  8. The Echoes by Evie Wyld: a brand new release that promises literary experimentation combined with her usual readability. (225 pages.) ✓
  9. The New Life by Tom Crewe: another library loan, a much-lauded 2023 debut novel about gay men and illicit romance in the Victorian era. (368 pages.) ✓
  10. On Beauty by Zadie Smith: a 2006 novel that has been on my TBR for a very long time – I own a chunky hardback second-hand copy. (450 pages.)
  11. Intimacies by Katie Kitamura: psychological lit fic that I borrowed from the library after reading another blogger’s review. Amazon says: “An interpreter has come to The Hague to escape New York and work at the international court. A woman of many languages and identities, she is looking for a place to finally call home”. (225 pages.) ✓
  12. The Bee Sting by Paul Murray: a 2023 Booker contender and an An Post Irish book of the year. Tragicomic and “purely pleasurable” says the Observer. Though I’m put off by the fact that he wrote ‘Skippy Dies’, which I was not a big fan of. (A chunkster of 642 pages.)
  13. The Reader by Bernard Schlink: the international bestseller and modern classic. (220 pages.) ✓
  14. Friend of my Youth by Amit Chaudhuri: “a novelist called Amit Chaudhuri visits his childhood home of Bombay”, where he is unable to locate a childhood friend. (164 pages.)
  15. Garden by the Sea by Merce Rodereda: a Spanish novel set over six summers in a seaside villa in the 1920s. (202 pages.)
  16. White Tiger by Aravind Adiga: an Indian novel that won the Booker in 2008 – and I’ve had it unread on my Kindle since 2011. (292 pages.) ✓
  17. Under a Rock by Chris Stein: love a rock memoir (304 pages). ✓
  18. The Lover by Marguerite Duras: a classic short work of French literature (84 pages). ✓
  19. My Friends by Hisham Matar: a 2024 release, from the library, on three friends living in political exile, by the famed author. (456 pages.) ✓
  20. The Details by Ia Genberg: I don’t know much about this Swedish book, except that it was in contention for this year’s International Booker. And is fairly short! (156 pages.)

Total: 5,672 pages, which works out at 61 pages a day (quite a lot for me). Plus those 20 reviews: I’m aiming for a steady pace of one book review every four to five days, with seven in June, six in July and seven in August. Looking forward to following other people’s progress.

My Top 10 Tracks from Argentina

I’ve been enjoying listening to music from Argentina this month, and not only tango (with roots that date back to the 19th century slave trade), which remains popular, especially in Buenos Aires, and was rejuvenated in the early 2000s. Here’s my summary, with Spotify links.

  1. Astor Piazzolla (1921-92): Otoño Porteño – with pianist Daniel Barenboim. The ‘father of nuevo tango’, Piazzolla incorporated jazz and classical music to create a new form of tango, but his work received a tepid reception at home during his lifetime. “Without question the most important musical force to come from Argentina since Gardel” says my trusty manual on world music (a charity shop find, published by Routledge in 2005, so undoubtedly not the most up to date book out there, but very useful!).
  2. Por Una Cobeza by Carlos Gardel. Achingly beautiful. Suave working-class hero Gardel can be credited with bringing tango to worldwide attention, and transforming it into a vocal form, before his death in a plane crash in 1935. The link is to a Youtube clip of Colin Firth and Jessica Biel dancing in 2008 to this tune in the film Easy Virtue.
  3. Vasos Vacios by Los Fabulosos Cadillacs. A 1990s track by the ska and Latin rock band. Cuban guest singer Celia Cruz’s vocals really make this song.
  4. Fearless by Lola Ponce. There’s a Madonna feel to Lola Ponce’s vocals on this fierce English-language pop song, from her 2004 album of the same name.
  5. Santa Maria (del Buen Ayre) by The Gotan Project. I love this so much. The Gotan (an Argentinian slangy anagram of ‘tango’) Project in the early 2000s aimed to reinvent tango for the 21st century, creating ‘sultry soundscapes’ (a nice turn of phrase, but not mine – it’s from my 1001 Albums to hear before you die book!) and blending traditional ‘mystic’ tango with a modern, slower and Jamaican-influenced tango.
  6. Marimba by Kermesse. A 2020 release by an Argentinian duo who fuse electronic beats with a dancy world music feel. My husband Anthony calls it “ethno-dance bollox from a serial Deep Forest-botherer” (despite not knowing what their other tracks sounds like). Fine, but I like it. Have to say Ant’s music reviews are certainly more entertaining than mine, if less informative (see Parov Stelar).
  7. L’Orilla by Federico Aubele. Electronic, with a bit of Spanish guitar and a sultry female vocal. His track Somewhere Else, with vocals by Melody Gardot, has a similar feel.
  8. Ilalo by Chancha Via Circuito. A bit of ‘Alt Latino’ from the 2018 album Bienaventuranza. A fusion of electronic music and digital cumbia by a DJ, producer and composer from Buenos Aires.
  9. Almost finally, songs by the late artist Atahualpa Yupanqui (1908-1992), included, for example, on the album ‘From Argentina to the World’ (released in 1996, after his death). Included not because I especially love the music, but because he’s the leading example of an artist using folk music as political protest, a movement (el nuevo cancionero) that emerged in the 1940s in Argentina. It developed as a way to challenge the dictatorships and juntas of the late 20th century, and deals with the difficulties of rural peasants, and urges peace.
  10. Mercedes Sosa (1935-2009). Another influential devotee of el nuevo cancionero, with a stunning strong voice.

Book Review: The Seven Moons of Maali Almeida by Shehan Karunatilaka (Sri Lanka)

The Seven Moons of Maali Almeida won the Booker Prize in 2022 and is a fantastically imaginative, often darkly humorous, beautifully written feat of politically-minded speculative fiction.

The book is set in the Sri Lankan capital Colombo in 1990, during the civil conflict. This is a world of violence, corruption and disappearances. Though the protagonist, Maali, is no longer part of it: he’s in the afterlife, a mash-up of petty inefficient bureaucracy and horror movie.

In life, Maali (“Photographer. Gambler. Slut.”) was a 35-year-old war photographer, a compulsive gambler, and a gay man with a proclivity for beautiful young guys. Until he was brutally murdered and dismembered. He can’t remember the circumstances of his death, and he’s told by the powers that be in the celestial waiting room that he has seven moons (ie days) in which to figure out who killed him, and why, and to make sure that his controversial secret stash of photos ends up in the right hands. This is definitely the first detective novel I’ve read where the deceased person is the investigator.

The character of Maali is very loosely inspired by the real case of a murdered journalist and closeted gay man, Richard de Zoysa. Maali has left behind a boyfriend, DD (loved but extensively cheated on), and a good female friend, Jaki, both of whom are also determined to find out what happened to him. Seven Moons also comes with a large extended cast of the living and non-living: corrupt politicians, errant family members, spooks and demons. Karunatilaka has a vivid turn of phrase: one character is described as having “a smile that molested a thousand interns“.

In places the book is extremely violent, and brutal in its descriptions of (sometimes real-life) atrocities. It is lightened by humour, which rather than feeling inappropriate instead made it possible for me to traverse the book without being overwhelmed by the horror. It would definitely be best avoided by some readers though.

On the cover of the paperback, The Times describes the book as a combo of Stranger Things and Salman Rushdie. This does the book a disservice: it’s more high culture than Stranger Things and I found it less arrogant and more readable than Salman Rushdie’s fiction (though I was gripped by his new memoir Knife). If I have a criticism it is that Seven Moons is perhaps a tad overlong, at just over 400 pages. I felt that the action sagged in the last one-third of the novel – although the ending was worth the wait.

Book Review: Sidesplitter: How To Be From Two Worlds at Once by Phil Wang (Malaysia)

I have an Audible subscription and often struggle to choose my monthly book as I find so many narrators really irritating (mea culpa). Having enjoyed this audio book, written and narrated by British/Malaysian comic Phil Wang, I’m thinking work by comedians might be the way to go.

The book ticked a few boxes for me in terms of subject matter. Wang has a British mother and Chinese-Malaysian father, and although born in the UK he moved to Malaysia within weeks of his birth and was brought up and educated in Sabah, Borneo, only moving to the UK in his late teens.

I love a culture-shock story, and I’m hugely interested in the stories of those who are multi-lingual or who have been compelled to adapt to a new society, whether willingly as a traveller or student (eg Fifty Sounds by Polly Barton), or through less fortunate circumstances, perhaps as a refugee (eg the classic kids book When Hitler Stole Pink Rabbit by Judith Kerr).

Wang pokes fun at the idiosyncracies of both British and Malaysian culture. Malaysian cuisine sounds amazing (except the deserts), and made we want to seek out a restaurant pronto. British food is always an easy target (although has improved immeasurably), but he makes some funny observations about the national aversion to flavour – unless it’s English mustard or Marmite – and the strange way that, considering the UK is an island nation, so many people are squeamish about eating fish.

One chapter covers language. Wang speaks English, Malay (“relatively easy to learn and mercifully hard to forget”) and (some) Mandarin (easy to forget, as if it was an “extremely long password” or “designed specifically to punish those who would dare to leave China and curse them with muteness if they ever returned”). He gives a hilarious account of attempting to film in China with a more-limited-than-remembered vocabulary. Most Malaysians know both Malay and English, and many know more, and being multi-lingual is very much the norm. In the UK, of course, some people seem to almost take pride in not knowing another language: where’s the motivation?

This book covers some serious topics and is informative amid the humour. Wang discusses the inconsistencies of colonialism, Malaysia’s route to independence, the difficulties of having a dual identity, the irrationalities of cancel culture (“culture is appropriation”) and his experiences of casual racism in the UK.

But the book also made me laugh out loud at frequent intervals, while Phil Wang’s delivery lifted the content, and I suspect made it more immediately engaging than it would be on paper.

Book review: Great British Chefs – Kitchen Twists

My husband was a judge last year for the Guild of Food Writers, for the category of Best Self-published Book. Looking at the books after the competition was over I didn’t expect to find a new favourite. I didn’t expect much at all from a self-published book – revealing some unpalatable prejudice on my part. But when I flipped through Great British Chefs: Kitchen Twists though I was stunned and delighted to find a recipe for my favourite childhood treat, which I always called ‘minty chocolate squares’.

I have only ever seen these for sale in two locations in the last 50 years: in Oldrids department store in the small English market town of Boston in the 1980s, and in a caff near Loch Lomond in Scotland about five years ago.

Oldrids (‘Boston’s own department store’) closed down years ago, and anyway I’ve lived in London for three decades, but back in the day minty chocolate squares were a highly prized treat. Mum only ever took me to the restaurant in Oldrids after a dental check-up. That’s a maximum of two opportunities a year to eat a minty choc square. What’s more, the minty choc squares were rare even in the sole purveyor of such glories, and I was only allowed to go if I hadn’t needed a filling (thankfully a rare but NOT UNKNOWN occurrence).

So let’s estimate that, prior to opening Great British Chefs: Kitchen Twists, I had eaten less than 15 of these sweet delicacies over my entire lifespan, and only one in the last 30 years.

Now, I have the power to conjure such treats whenever I wish, and what’s more, they are astonishingly easy to make. Pure pleasure, and without the need even for an oven.

The concept of the book (published in 2022) is classic recipes, which have been pimped by the Great British Chefs teams to give them a contemporary, original or inspiring twist, and inject an extra dose of flavour into a traditional dish. There are several clearly laid out sections, focusing on Small Plates, Weeknight Favourites, Comfort Food, Date Night, Summer Feasts, Sunday Lunches, Treats and Desserts. There are tons of recipes I’m keen to try out (bearing in mind too that I HATE cooking, although admittedly love eating).

I’m not much of a meat-eater, but one recipe adds merguez sausages and harissa to toad in the hole, while another adds crab to a croque monsieur. I want to try the sweetcorn smash burgers with candied jalapenos, the tuna and tomato ‘tomato tonnato’ salad, and the marmite-battered fried fish sandwiches with lemony fried potatoes. The book is available in the usual hardback and ebook versions, but also as a PDF from the Great British Chefs online shop.